BYRNE/BREWER/SEEDSMAN/TUCCERI- members of Agonyhmn, Plasmodium, Headlopper, Algor Mortis, etc play doom jazz.
LOUNGE PERVERT TRIO- members of Internal Rot, Morbid Anal, The Kill, Umbilical Tentacle, etc play jazz grind.
BODY PARTS ORCHESTRA- members of DFFDL, Holy Boner, Bespoke Decay, Klavierkrieger and Nontopia 'play' psycho-jazz.
Tell your relatives, co-workers or partner that you're off to a jazz show and bring them along, perhaps. That could be fun. It's free, so what has anyone got to lose? Just don't tell them anything about the people playing, since our funny band names would give away the surprise.