Look, I don't care if you'll be visiting your nan in Ipswich; cut the trip short, get on the tram and come see this lil ripper. She will understand. Cas we've got a loud beauty of a line-up and you and us will most absolutely be a tad wet by the end of the night.

Secret Spoons have come all the way from Grafton 6 years ago for this gig. Fast and loud yobbo punk will make you think toxic masculinity is kinda cool, even for a second.

Super Tart are a femme punk trio of saucy ratbags from that vagina shaped island, releasing their first ever single 'Bootlicker'.

Finally to round the night out we got s p o r e s who describe themselves as a myriad of things, but our favourite is of course 'anti-fascist slow core'. Mmmm tasty.

Doors are at 7:30
Entry is $15
The Old Bar, Fitzroy

This will be taking place on the stolen lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation. Sovereignty has never been ceded. Always was, always will be.